2001-08-23
"Your hair is everywhere, screaming Infidelity and taking it's wear" Dashboard Confessional
Annaki and I had a theory. It's right on.
After hearing a guy call sex 'Wrestlemania' we though that there is some people that you don't want to imagine having sex.
You know, your parents, your boss, the bus driver, your High-School Principle.
So maybe sex should be classified into two groups. SEX ONE & SEX TWO.
Sex One is sex and all that goes along with it. This is for the people you could imagine. Like your b/f/g/f, the sexy boy at the juice bar, the girl that wears the pink ribbons.
Sex Two is for the people you can't imagine. But for them it's as good as the physical act and they don't know any differnt. So they think having sex is like watching cartoons, or eating a ripe strawberry. Something wonderful, and thats what sex is too them.
Then we though after being at UNI, maybe we should start a UNI of SEX ONES. Bring all the juice bar boys and the pretty elf girls together, so they can interact. It would be the greatest human experiment of all time.
How lovely.
Yes this is descriminatory. But it is a fantasy. Much like mine to find the perfect pink clutch before my cousins wedding in two weeks.
It'll never happen.
I hope you all are well. Send kisses into the sky so we can all be loved/
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