Two instances today shook me from my static state
Incident One (the resident store Albanian crazy woman at my work)
She is standing in one corner brushing her hair, letting it all fall over some bread, as I am walking from the office I see this, kinda give her a quizzical look as if to say 'what the fuck are you doing lady, thats icky' and then smile . she stares right through me then walks up to me and there is only this barrier seperating us and starts screaming in her heavy accent 'You think this is funny to laff at me" "you like laffing at me' and continues just shrieking for about 2 minutes. veryone in the area was staring so I just put up my hands and said "no no" and walked away.
Then later when I was up another end of the store she snuck up behind me and started screaming at me again. this time I spun around and said "Listen easy fella EASY" and walked away with her still screaming. I don't get paid enough to deal with crazy people, crazy people who I do not even provoke.
Incident Two
Little Boy: Hey laddddyyyy
Me: yes little guy?
Boy: What does this do
me: it's a piece of tape cause this place is falling apart
Boy: laddyyyyy whats your name
Me: megan. whats yours?
Boy: James
Me: How was school today then?
Boy: yep
Me: was it good or was it just yep?
Boy: it was just good
Me: what did you do?
Boy: yep
Me: you did yep??
Boy: yep is this ladddddyyyyy
He then proceeds to do this crazy dance with arms flapping and smacking his butt. after about 30 seconds I grab his arm and make him still. then he looks at me and says
"hey ladddddyyy I'm lost."
I then lost it in puddles of tearful laughter and spent the last few minutes of my shift trying to relocate his mum.
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should the image change
would the rest look better
surface dissolves skin and bone
revealing all yyour flaws
it might be better
if i left you now
talk for hours
first impressions last
and cast shadows on the rest
should the image change
would the rest look better
it does explain a second chance
i keep it all inside
it might be better
if i left you now
talk for hours
but it doesn't change
this feeling won't go away - Elastica
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