2000-10-16
"Don't abuse drugs... treat them like your best friends"-Community Cervix
What a strange yet brilliant few days it has been. I had the most excellent night on saturday night.... believe it or not at the very loud very dirty Punk Rock Boat Cruise. The boadt was late, the bands were ordinary (except 2) and the air was cold, yet the people were hilarious the company was brilliant the goodies were working and the drinks flowed freely.
Magnificent, a truly memorable addition of "Bree and megan's top night out" we have a top night out such as this about every month, get sloshed, roll home happy and laughing about the night's escapades until the next top night out. I always say we should wear Tee Shirts that say "Bree and Megan's top night out" except this addition would have Pete, Anna, Lucas, Jackie and friends tacked onto the bottom.. I guess you could say it was more a group top night out. I can remember some of the night,, as follows
The boat coasting under bridges and us yelling and blowing imaginary whistles and encouraging the other 200 or so people on the boat to do do.
Lucas baring ass to a boat hosting a womens only bachlorette night with strippers and I belive my yelling "You (insert drunken curses here) have paid sixty beep beep dollars and you can see this for FREEEEEE! (and then promtly pointing to Lucas' bare butt)
Realsing the boat works on auto pilot and getting hysterical over the fact that a fake parrot sitting in the cabin seemed to be driving the boat, and the wheel and levers were spinning by themselves
Pete 'swimming' on the lower deck, fully clothed on the floor, pretending he was in the water while people and the barman looked at him in horror
Turing up in the sticks at some guys 21st party after driving for an hour, being totally sloshed, laughing all the way at 100 people who didn't know us (only one of us knew the birthday boy) and getting an introduction to the food by some drunk. who said "this is fruit flan,,, no it's fruit tart,, ha ha,, oh yeah so you cut it,, maybe with a knife, hey heres a knife, no this is a spoon,, hey what the fuck is this????"
The 711 stop on the way, and the servo stop on the way home. Both involving so much laughing I could not stand up and had to be dragged out of the store...
John missing the boat, Elmira porjectile vomiting and cat calling all the dressed up frankies outside the clubs.
Brilliant Brilliant
drama is on frieday, the play is on friday, it is going to be scary. MR x is alright, he says he wants us, I;m not so sure... I won't see him for a time, he's got overload and they've cut down his shifts... I don't know how I feel about that....
I bet that tattoo looked real cool when you were a punk rock star ten years ago .